Kiana and Jesus, one-on-one

The other morning, I was playing around with Kiana and swatted her bum. It obviously didn't hurt her because she had time to come up with this story.
"Mom, you shouldn't spank my bum, it isn't nice and Jesus doesn't like it. Do you want him to spank your bum?"
I just stared at her trying not to laugh. "Kiana, I was just playing around!"
"Mom, it's not nice to spank and I'm going to talk to Jesus about it, maybe He will spank your bum.
Jesus, mom spanked my bum, and I don't like it. Will you spank her bum now? Thank you Jesus."
Then Kiana went on her way playing!!